Pair of Socks Accidentally Stolen from Hospital

Surprise Gift - Extra Bonus Sock ! Note: "Stolen" isn't really accurate--pretty sure these are probably listed somewhere on a hospital bill for like, 300 dollars per foot. So in the hospital they don't want to slip around in your socks and many hospitalized people are not feeling shoe-life the solution: slipper-socks! - Grippy on Both Sides - Impossible to put on wrong ; it's a tube with same stuff on both sides - Unisex (I guess) - Super Cozy - Unflattering for all Body Types