Attract cartoon wolves! SHIPS FREE. Vintage Nikki Midi Secretary Dress

Can we talk candidly about how great your rack and caboose are gonna look in this dress? We’re talking Joanie-from-Mad-Men territory here. Cartoon wolves are gonna appear out of nowhere to whistle lasciviously in your stead. Eyes will widen accompanied by a distinctive AH-WHOO-GAH sound. Angry old Polish* women wearing babushkas will scowl and make the sign of the cross as you cross their path. That is how good you’re gonna look in this Nikki secretary dress. It’s a size 9/10. *I am Polish and therefore permitted by genetic decree to make this joke.