BCBG Minimalist Black Leather Jacket

This was a bad bltch when I bought it 20 years ago. Now it’s an ice-cold mother. I would call it ‘patinaed’ before I’d call it ‘worn’. It’s amazing leather. Light scuffing like it’s seen a been around the block (but, you know) like a SOHO block). It would look brand new with a leather conditioner. I just think it’s cooler this way. It almost reads metallic. This is what I would wear 40 years in the future when I’m fighting Elon Musk’s silver fox mom on the red planet Mars after all his anti-Semitic garbage remarks. Google his mom (you’ll get it). And, know, if you buy my MadMax jacket, the future fight will inevitably fall to you, and with this jacket, know you MUST defeat her.