Helmut Lang M Distressed Gray Slvls High-Lo Woven Scoop Neck Tunic Tank Dress

I lovelovevlove this dress...it looks like $$$...but every time I try it on, I remember that my body type - short, curvy- is not the ideal fit...tall and willowy, slender, the kind of body that mimics a hanger when the clothes fall, is closer to what the designer envisioned, I imagine... the material has a nubby, uneven feel, but it's silk, so not scratchy... ...you know, it breaks my heart to let it go, but I'm not the one; it needs a forever home with a ride-or-die partner in crime to show it off, make some moves, kick some a$$! (it's never even been on Instagram, the shame!) pre-owned non-smoking pet-friendly household ~ no returns offers welcomed ~ bundle for extra special super secret squishy sequined SAVINGS! ~Jen ☆