The Elf on OFF The Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad Hardback (for Adults)

Humorous hardback book for adults. For those who are creeped out by 'The Elf on the Shelf' finally they have a book just for them. Every holiday season Santa sends elves out from the North Pole To sit and watch and see who's Naughty and who's Nice. They're supposed to stay still, listen, and report back each night, So St. Nick can write up his list based on their advice. Except this year Mum bought a discount elf, Who came in a damaged box and was a little damaged in the head. He hates his job, ignores all the rules, And, instead, gets into all sorts of trouble when everyone's in bed. It doesn't matter if readers love their Elf on the Shelf or think the concept is downright creepy - everyone will enjoy Elf off the Shelf. It's the photo-story set to verse of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief. Whether he's getting into the eggnog or defacing Christmas cards, his AWOL antics could ruin the holidays for everyone. AUTHOR: Horace the Elf has been a professional elf for more than 300 years. Before being sent out to spy and judge small children, he worked the assembly line in Santa's workshop. The book is in like new condition, no writing or marks in the book, all pages are flat and intact.