Beaded “Blame It On The Goose” Canvas Tote Bag NWT

This is the kind of tote bag that struts, “Sure, I’m casual... but I threw in seed beads and pom‑pom trim just to mess with your expectations.” It’s crafted from crisp canvas with bold blue stripes, a whimsical “BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE” seed‑beaded proclamation, and cheerful pom‑pom details—think summer, sass, and serious vacation vibes. Inside, it’s NWT—clean, unmarked, and ready for your beach blanket, grocery run, or a dramatic grocery‑store runway look. It’s spacious, sturdy, and begging to be the zany sidekick that elevates everyday errands. Brand: Glitter is the New Black Style: Beaded “Blame It On The Goose” Tote Color/Material: Blue/cream canvas with pom‑pom trim and seed bead detail Size: Approx. 20″ L x 13″ H x 6″ D Interior: Fully lined with an inside zip pocket and open slip pockets Closure: Magnetic snap for that dramatic “peekaboo” reveal Why You’ll Love It: Because it’s not just a tote—it’s a whole mood. Between the “BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE” beadwork, the unapologetically bold stripes, and those cheeky pom-poms, this bag screams “I didn’t come to play—I came to slay (and maybe grab a margarita on the way).” It’s lightweight but sturdy, sassy but practical, and destined to be the best conversation starter your arm’s ever worn. Why I’m Poshing: Because I bought it thinking I’d use it for glamorous weekend getaways. Instead, it’s been perched in my closet like a decorative goose statue. Let this beauty off the shelf—its vacation awaits.