You know the story. You buy something online. The wrong size arrives. You think, "I'll have to return these." You set them down in a chair. Time passes. The item becomes a part of your surroundings. You do not return it. The return window isn't just closed. It has been nailed shut. So, anyway - I have some never worn black Spanx to sell in a size Medium, which would not fit me, even in my wildest dreams. Two pairs for 30 bucks! They're usually 30 apiece. Please get them out of my house.